Wednesday, December 2, 2009

IT DOESN'T HURT TO HAVE A LITTLE BIBLICAL HUMOR ONCE IN A WHILE....







Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? 

A. Ruthless. 

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Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds. 
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Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? 
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. 

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Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? 
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. 

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Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? 
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord. 

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Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? 
A. Samson. He brought the house down. 

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Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home. 

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Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? 

A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
 
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Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan The banks were always overflowing. 

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Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? 

A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
 
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Q. Which Bible character had no parents? 

A. Joshua, son of Nun. 

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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ? 
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (
Groan...) 
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PS. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? 
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "He-brews" 

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KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!! 

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